Uses for a Dead Microprocessor
1. Scarecrow for centipedes
2. Dead cat brush
3. Hair barrettes
4. Cleats
5. Self-piercing earrings
6. Fungus trellis
7. False eyelashes
8. Prosthetic dog claws
9. Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
10. Killer velcro
11. Currency