Condoms

In honor of National Condom Week, our little friend "Robbie Rubber" reminds us to:

1. A crank with armor will never harm her.
2. Befo' the van start rockin', be sho' yo' cock gets a stockin'.
3. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
4. Before you bag her, cover your dagger.
5. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.
6. Cover your stump before you hump.
7. Don't be a fool. Vulcanize your tool.
8. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
9. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
10. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
11. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
12. If you ain't gonna sack it, go home and whack it.
13. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
14. If you go into heat, package your meat.
15. If you really love her, wear a cover.
16. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
17. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
18. If you're gonna have it off, have it on.
19. It'll be sweeter if your wrap your peter.
20. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
21. No glove, No love.
22. Save embarrassment later - cover your 'gator.
23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
24. She won't get sick if you cap your dick.
25. She'll be into fellatio, if you wrap your Horatio.
26. She'll do cunnilingus with a shielded dingus.
27. The right selection? Sack that erection.
28. The right selection will protect your erection.
29. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
30. When taking off her pants and blouse, suit up the trouser mouse.
31. While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
32. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
33. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.