A Few Lesser Known Famous(?) Quotes

Unquoted Quotes
1.    A feature is a bug with seniority.
2.    Bugs Bugs everywhere, and not a fix in sight.
3.    Bugs Bunny was an optimist.
4.    Code so clean... you could eat off it.
5.    Debug is human, de-fix divine.
6.    Final message received from the Titanic: "Fatal crash due to icebug.
7.    For every bug fixed, there is a bigger bug not yet discovered.
8.    There are two ways to write bug-free code; only the third way works.

Quoted Quotes
This time I'm going to get that cwazy ewwwor.
- Elmer Bug

There's a bug born every minute, and two to replace it!
- P.T. Bugem

Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix.
- Rhett Buggler

Learned more from a three minute bug fix than we ever did in school.
- Bruce Bugsteen

One small bug for man, one great program for mankind.
- Niel Bugstrong

The bug is mightier than the fix.
- Cyrano deBuggerac

I think therefore I create bugs.
- Desbugcartes

Four score and seven (hundered) bugs ago, our fore-father brought forth a new application.
- From the Gettybug Address

I regret that I have but one fix to give for my country.
- Nathan Hale

I have just begun to debug.
- John Bug Jones

... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazerus, come forth; the bug hath been found and they program runneth. And he that was dead came forth...
- Jon 11:43-44

If we can't fix it, it isn't broken.
- Lab Manager

Don't break it if you can't fix it.
- Marketing Manager

Never test for a bug you don't know how to fix.
- QA manager

I never me a bug I didn't like.
- Will Rogers

The Bugs of Wrath
- John Steinbug

Man does not live by bug fixes alone.
- The Super-User

The bug stops here.
- Harry Trubug