Ass-Cons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "asscons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_._) A flat ass
(_^_) A bubble ass
(_*_) A sore ass
(_!__) A lop-sided ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_O_) An ass that's been around even more
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_o^o_) A wise ass
(_13_) An unlucky ass
(_e=mc2_) A smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass