Ass-Cons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.
Well, how about some "asscons"?
Here goes:
| (_!_) | A regular ass |
| (__!__) | A fat ass |
| (!) | A tight ass |
| (_._) | A flat ass |
| (_^_) | A bubble ass |
| (_*_) | A sore ass |
| (_!__) | A lop-sided ass |
| {_!_} | A swishy ass |
| (_o_) | An ass that's been around |
| (_O_) | An ass that's been around even more |
| (_x_) | Kiss my ass |
| (_X_) | Leave my ass alone |
| (_zzz_) | A tired ass |
| (_o^o_) | A wise ass |
| (_13_) | An unlucky ass |
| (_e=mc2_) | A smart ass |
| (_$_) | Money coming out of his ass |
| (_?_) | Dumb Ass |