Iggy's Lists

Lotsa O' Lists:

• 10 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Aphorisms: This is a list of 1 line jokes that I have collected from numerous sources. Most of 'em came from a fortune program on an old unix box when I was in College. [Updated 05/31/1998]
  
• Airline Stories [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• The American Way: Think About it! [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Only in America: The Irony [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Ways to Annoy People [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Answering Machine Messages of Famouse People!? [Updated 06/01/1998]
  
• Answering Machine Messages: Be Creative! [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Ass-Cons: A response to emoticons [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Automated Zen [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed by Hallmark [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Bad e-mail Addresses [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Bart Simpson's Punishments [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Ways to Annoy a Bathroom Stallmate [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Children's Books that Missed the Summer Reading List [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Tips from an Employee to a Boss for a Better Work Relationship [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Sunday School Biblical Bloopers [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Bumper Stickers [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Born in 1980? [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Boss Quotes [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• A Few Lesser Known Famous(?) Quotes on Programming Bugs [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Sayings That Should Be On Buttons [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• The Ten Commandments for C Programmers by Henry Spencer [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Church Bulletin Bloopers [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Contemplating Parenthood? [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Cheers "Norm-isms" [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Clinton Aphorisms [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Clinton Promise Breaking Checklist c. 1992 [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Clinton Administration Movie Titles [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Clinton Bumper Stickers [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Things You Learn About Computers from the Movies [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Things Confucius Says [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Comments Received on College Courses [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Computer: Male or Female? [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• All I Really Needed to Know I Learned From My Computer by Ann Gordon[Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Explanations Why Programmers Programs Don't Work [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Computer Students Early Beliefs [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Condoms [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Everything I need to Know I Learned from Corporate America [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Disorder in the Court: A Collection of Humorous Things Said in Court [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• A Cowboy's Guide to Life [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Dead Horse Strategies [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Uses for a Dead MicroProcessor [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Dear Abbey... [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• The Different Degrees [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Dilbert Quotes [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Lessons in Diskcare [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Your Working-Day Emotion Checklist by Matthew Groening [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• How the Economy Effects the Thoughts of the People [Updated 06/01/1998]
  
• Things We Can Learn From Our Dogs [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• A Dog's Pledge to their Human [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Just Do It! [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Dr. Seuss' Lesser-Known Books [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Fun Things to do in an Elevator [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Real Engineers [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Epitaphs from Real Tombstones [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• New Error Messages for Windows Machines [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Excuses Why I Can't Go Out With You [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Federal Unix Operating System c. 1991, by Carter Edmunds[Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam That Doesn't Matter [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Forrest Service Comment Cards [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Ways to be Offensive at a Funeral [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• You've Got Mail! [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Graffiti [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Steps Toward Personal Growth and Life Fulfillment [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Reasons It's Great to be a Guy [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Actual Newspaper Headlines Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• The Health Club [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Horoscopes [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Mental Health Hotline [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• A Short Course in Human Relations [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Because I'm a Guy... [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Weirdo's at Interviews [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• How to Annoy the IRS Without Getting in Trouble [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Japanese Smileys [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Love, Sex and Marriage... To a Child [Updated 06/01/1998]
  
• Children's Letters to God [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• All I Needed to Know, I Learned in Kindergarten by Robert Fulghum[Added 05/31/1998]
  
• The Pursuit of Knowledge [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Scare People in the Computer Lab [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Bad Labels [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Famous Last Words [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Life's Little Instructions by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Mr. ASCII Does the Macarena [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Strange Marriage Combinations [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Marriage [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Medical Aphorisms [Updated 06/01/1998]
  
• Medical Mis-statements [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Medical Commentary [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Everything I Ever Need to Know About Computers, Mom taught Me! [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Suggested Titles for Monica Lewinsky's New Book [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Combined Movie Sequels Never Released [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Martha Stewart Plans for December [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Murphy's Laws [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Murphy's Laws on Sex [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Things never to Say to a Naked Man [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• New Languages Being Taught in Oakland, California [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Everything I Really Need to Know I Learned from Noah's Ark [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Daily Exercise for the Non-Athletic [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Oxymorons [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• The Perfect Day (His & Hers) [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• What a Perfect Woman Would Say [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Performance Evaluations [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• New Ways to Get Rid of Phone Solicitors [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Phunny Physics Proposals/Theories [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• The World's Best Pick-up Lines [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Creative Pizza Orders [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Punishments (A Throw back to the Old Days of Discipline)[Added 05/31/1998]
  
• My Prayers... [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• CHO APPELIATE PRESS INC.: Misstated Insurance Claims[Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Proverbs [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Things That Piss Me Off [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Pick-up Rebuttals [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Things Not to Say at a Traffic Stop [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Puns [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• What a Real Man Would Do for His Girl [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Real Programmers [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Ways to Tell if There is a Reneck Working at Your Company [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Rock Bands That Go Together [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Ways to Confuse Your Roommate(s) [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Excuses Actually Received by Teachers [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Kid's Thoughts on Science [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Seminars For Married Couples [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Sequels Never Made [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Sunday Sermon [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Things NOT to Say During Sex [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Very Short Books [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Ad and Signs That Don't Add Up [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping In Your Cubicle [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Things You Won't Hear a Southerner Say [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Proverbs Completed by Students [Updated 02/14/2004]
  
• Statistics Movies that Never Made it to the Big Screen [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Ways to Cope With Stress [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Stupid [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Laws you can Live With!? [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Rejected State Mottos [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Things To Do When The System Goes Down [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Things That Make You Think [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• MEMO: Unproductive Time [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Transcriptions [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• The Ten Laws of TV Physics [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Wanted: Educated Receptionists! [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• The Value of Time [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Van Gogh Family Tree [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Ways to Have an Extra-Specially Fun Time at Walmart [Added 02/14/2004]
  
• Dear Welfare... [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Why Ask Why? (Long Version in List Format) [Updated 05/31/1998]
  
• Why Can't a Guinea Pig Eat Ham and Eggs? (Short Version in Paragraph Format) [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• Wierd News Stories [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• If Women Ruled the World... [Added 02/14/2004]
  

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