This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes
of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike
most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a
copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired
and discontented. Then, bundle up your husband or boy friend and
send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list and
add your name at the bottom.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive
16,374 men, and some of them are bound to be a hell of a lot better
than the one you already have!
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN... One woman did and got her own S.O.B.
back.
At this writing, a friend of mine had already received 184
men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36
hours to get the smile off her face.
We're counting on you.