The Wedding Night

     The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
     The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
     The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
     The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
     The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

    Dear Friends,
    We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed.
    The electric shock was only a minor setback.
    But by God, I'm going to kill the guy who put novocaine in the vaseline!"