Dear Sir,
One knows that publishing standards are declining, but I have
never been so shocked and appalled by the number of misprints in a
single publication. I refer, of course, to your "100 Easy Steps to
Martial (sic) Satisfaction." Some of the advice therein is
rendered misleading, dangerous or even illegal by such errors.
For instance, on page 212, one is enjoined to "carefully place
a condor on your penis..." Later, on the same page, we are told to
"stroke the beast, stimulating the erectile tissue at its tip," a
course of action that I fancy even trained falconers would eschew.
Elsewhere, my partner actually followed to the letter (pardon my
little joke) the instructions to "fondle your mans bills" (p. 39)
and "give him a long, slow message" (p. 128), both of which proved
positively anaphrodisiac. And no one, surely, outside ancient
Carthage has "punic hair" (p. 56) or uses a "dido" (p. 337). In
chapter 1, the recommended "fissionary position" (p. 6) sounds a
little explosive for beginners...