Detective Reports on Wife's Affair

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later he received this report:

Most honourable sir:
You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree - look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. THEREFORE NO FEE.

Version 2

A man suspected his wife of seening another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report from Mr. Pok:

Most honorable sir:
You leave house, He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree -- look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. No fee!