Networking?

Selected-By: The Wumpus <jim@oasis.icl.co.uk>

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

    Sublime and non-pusilanimous Oracle, Please answer your lowly supplicants query, and enlighten my small and solitary mind, I missed the health education classes at school. So tell me, dear Oracle, where do workstations come from?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

         Er, well, see, uhm, sometimes when two computers want to uhm, you see... Sometimes when two machines really love each other, they'll arrange... Okay, there's this thing called networking, and it, well, uhm... And then the technician comes along, but instead of gathering pollen... (Gulp) and so you've got these two machines, and this ethernet cable, so...
          Oh, it's all too sordid. Go ask your mother.