What Am I?
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches
long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both
sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant
action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and
a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost
always willingly, sometimes slowly sometimes quickly, into a warm,
fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and
again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by
squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most
surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the
well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves
behind a frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need
cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its
long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing
and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its
freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action,
hopefully reaching its bristling climax two or three times a day,
but often much less.
What Am I?