Smoothness Quiz

1. You have prepared a proposal for your supervisor. The success of this proposal will mean increasing your salary 20%. In the middle of your proposal your supervisor leans over to look at your report and spits into your coffee. You:
   a. Tell him you take your coffee black.
   b. Ask him if he has any communicable diseases.
   c. Show him who's in command; promptly take a leak in his "In" basket.
2. You are making a sales presentation to a group of corporate executives in the plushest office you've ever seen. The enchillada casserole and egg salad sandwich you had for lunch react, creating severe pressure. Your sphincter loses control and you break wind, causing the glass bookcase doors to shatter and a secretary to pass out. You should:
   a. Offer to come back next week when the smell has gone away.
   b. Point to the Chief Executive and accuse him of the offense.
   c. Challenge anyone in the room to do better.
3. You have just returned from a trip to Green Bay, Wisconsin in January and tell your boss that nobody but whores and football players live there. He mentions that his wife is from Green Bay... You:
   a. Pretend you are suffering from amnesia and don't remember your name,
   b. Ask what position she played
   c. Ask if she is still working the streets.