Redneck Sex Test

Answer True or False to the each of the following questions:
1.    The clitoris is a type of flower.
2.    A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3.    Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
4.    Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
5.    A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.
6.    A G-string is part of a stringed instrument (ie. Fiddle, violin, etc.)
7.    Semen is another term for a sailor.
8.    Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
9.    Testicles are found on an Octopus.
10.    Asphalt describes rectal problems.
11.    KOTEX is the name of a radio station.
12.    Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
13.    Coitus is a musical instrument.
14.    Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
15.    An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
16.    A condom is an apartment complex.
17.    An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
18.    A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
19.    A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
20.    An erection is when Japanese people vote for their new government officials.
21.    A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
22.    Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
23.    Pornography is the business of making records.
24.    Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
25.    Douche is the French word for "twelve."
26.    Douche is the Italian word for "twelve"
27.    An enema is someone who is not your friend.
28.    Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.