The Perfect Man and Woman -Answer

Women's Answer

The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man...

[Women: Stop Reading Here.]

Men's Answer

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

[By the way if you're a woman, and you're reading this, then this brings up another point: "Women never listen either."]