The Revised Melrose Place Drinking Game
Alison & Amanda fight: 1 drink (if it's over Billy - 2)
Alison gives that fishy, bug-eyed look: 1 drink
Billy wears a horrible tie (party vote): 2 drinks
Billy looks dumbfounded: 1 drink
Jake flees the scene: 1 drink
Jane has on a ridiculous outfit (party vote): 1 drink
Jane gives a dirty look: 1 drink (2 if it's to Sydney)
Jo whines: 1 drink (whines about baby - 2 drinks)
Jo mentions her "career": 1 drink
Kimberly without her wig: 2 drinks
Kimberly threatens someone: 1 drink
Extreme close-up of Kimberly's face: 1 drink (2 if you're really
shakenby it)
Matt: 1 drink for every line
Matt is used in a gay context: 1 drink
Michael & Kimberly use medical lingo: 2 drinks
Sydney blows it: 1 drink
Any mention of D&D, corporate executives, meetings, or clients: 1
drink
Cheesy Music: 1 drink
Pool action: 1 drink
An old character comes back: 2 drinks
Someone does something out of character: 1 drink
A bra strap shows: 1 drink
A major character dies or is supposed to be dead: 2 drinks (minor
character - 1 drink)
SEX: 2 drinks
Prophecy fulfilled: 2 drinks to the person who called it
Cliche: 1 drink (2 if it is altered)
Historical or political reference: 1 drink (2 if it's out of
place, as it usually is)
Laughter is generated by actual humor: 3 drinks to the person who
laughed
Profanity: 1 drink per word (2 if uttered by Amanda)
Parallel to 90210 (or any Spelling show, for that matter): 1 drink