2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:
a. Your views about what you expect from a sexual
relationship
b. Your blood-test results
c. Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a. Your partner climaxes first
b. You both climax simultaneously
c. You don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a. Healthy, creative love-play
b. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever
agree to
c. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find
out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex
with is:
a. The best part of the experience
b. The second best part of the experience
c. $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
last month. You tell her that it is:
a. No concern of yours
b. Not a problem - she can join your gym
c. A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a. A myth
b. An oxymoron
c. A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a. Appetiser is to entree
b. Priming is to painting
c. A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?
a. "I hope we can still be friends."
b. "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the
tone..."
c. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope
with that sort of intimacy
b. Is uptight and a waste of time
c. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first
place
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Commentary |
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Check your pants to verify you are really a man. |
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Check into Therapy, you're still a little confused. |
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You be the Man! (a.k.a. PIG) |