Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg/118 lb, but known to vary from
40-200 kg/88-440 lb.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
Physical Properties:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied to correct places.
Chemical Properties:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of
precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for
no apparent reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly in
saturation of alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common Uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective clean agent.
Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the
natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Hazards:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at different locations as long as specimens do
not come into direct contact with each other.