Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing
and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very
bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to
gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left
alone. Able to absorb great amount of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed beside a better specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
disintegration of wealth. Probably the most powerful income
reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element: Man
Symbol: XY
Common Name(s): Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
Atomic Weight: 180.100
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but easily gets
bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to
find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to
conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can
get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes
explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period
of time.
pH: Basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None really, except sometimes useful as a catalyst in the
home electronics installation and programming process.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.