Why Nagging a Man Doesn't Work

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we
don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon,
You and I blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor
blah, blah, no clothes, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, right now!