M: Single chocolate candy eaten at a Fritz Lang film.
Macadam: First man born in Scotland.
Malefactor: Y chromosome.
Mandrill: Country/Western singing monkey.
Martinet: A rigid line judge.
Mastodon: Capo di tutti capi.
Mayhem: Indecision as to spring skirt length.
Mesh: The tangled web we weave when we drink too much.
Metallurgy: Jewelry rash.
Metronome: Alaska's on-time subway system.
Midriff: Improvised jazz solo within a song.
Millenary: One thousand hats.
Minuet: a 60-second dance.
Minuscule: Kindergarten
Minute Man: Tom thumb.
Mixology: The study of silent-film stars.
Monosaccaride: Olympic event in which two or four contestants
descend a ski slope in one trash bag.
Mooch: Sound made by a begging cow.
Mortify: To honor the dead.
Mu: Sound made by a Greek kitten.
Mumbo Jumbo: Ritual elephant worship.
Mummer: Dead Egyptian actor.
Musical Chairs: Rockers.
Mynah: Bird destined to never become an adult.