1. Foreclose: If I pay alimony this month, I will have no money
foreclose.
2. Rectum: I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.
3. Hotel: I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment: My parole officer tol me if I miss
disappointment, they gonna send me back to da big house.
5. Penis: I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said
penis.
6. Israel: Alonzo tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man that
looks fake. He said bullshit, that watch Israel.
7. Catacomb: Don King was at the fight the other night, man
somebody oughta give dat catacomb.
8. Undermine: There is a fine looking hoe living in the
apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic: When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and
took me to da pool hall.
10. Iraq: When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you
break.
11. Stain: My mother in law stopped by and I axed her, do you
plan on stain for dinner.
12. Seldom: My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I
seldom.
13. Honor: At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy who be
honor first?
14. Odyssey: I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on the hoe.
15. Axe: The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
16. Tripoli: I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra for her birthday,
but I couldn't find a tripoli.
17. Fortify: I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.
18. Income: I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.