Junk of the Day

Carpe Diem: Seize the day
Carpet Diem: Seize the carpet
Carpayment Diem: Seize the checkbook
Crappy Diem: Seize the umbrella
Carpe Canem: Curb your dog
Carp Diem: Fish of the day
Crampy Diem: Seize the Midol
Carpe Diet: Seize the rice cake (or parliment, in Japan)
Carpal Diem: Seized wrists
Carpe Dig'em: Seize the Sugar Smacks
Carnal Diem: Seize the smut