Department of Business Law: Students are asked to defend their
position of why they should receive an A.
Department of Computer Science: Random number generator determines
grade.
Department of History: All students get the same grade they got
last year.
Department of Logic: If and only if the student is present for the
final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the
student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
Department of Mathematics: Grades are variable.
Department of Music: Each student must figure out his grade by
listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and -
would be sharp and flat respectively).
Department of Philosophy: What is a grade?
Department of Physical Education: Everybody gets an A.
Department of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their
exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the
books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
Department of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal
bell curve.
Department of Theology: Grade is determined by God.