emacs

1. Each Mail A Continued Surprise
2. Editor Made Almost Completely Screwed (by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key)
3. Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking
4. Editor Makes Any Computer Slow
5. Editor Masquerades As Comfortable Shell
6. Eight Megabytes And Continuously Swapping
7. Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen (German for Emacs makes all computers beautiful)
8. Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story
9. Escape-Meta-Alternate-Control-Shift
10. Ever Made A Control-key Setup?
11. Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes
12. Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully