Dictionary of Dating
Attraction: The act of associating horniness with a particular
person.
Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't
especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in
the future.
Easy: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to
a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do
so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes,
not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact
that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
Friend: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has
some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
Indifference: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is
interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
Irritating Habit: What the endearing little qualities that
initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few
months together.
Law of Relativity: How attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
Love at 1st Sight: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely choosy people meet.
Nymphomaniac: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more
often than he does.
Sober: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in
love.