Dog Crossbreeds
- Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
- Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
- Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
- Irsh Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
- Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
- Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes
- Malamut + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
- Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
- Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
- Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed