Computer Acronyms

AMIGA:
     A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
APPLE:
     Arrogance Produces Profit- Losing Entity
BASIC:
     Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM:
     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
DEC:
     Do Expect Cuts
DOS:
     Defunct/ Defective Operating System
IBM:
     I Blame Microsoft
ISDN:
     It Still Does Nothing
MACINTOSH:
     Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT:
     Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
OS/2:
     Obsolete Soon, Too
PCMCIA:
     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM:
     Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SCSI:
    System Can't See It
WINDOWS:
     Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WWW:
     World Wide Wait