Un-Inspirational Mottos

Agony: Not all Pain is Gain.

Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Defeat: For every winner, there are dozens of Losers. Odds are you're one of them.

Failure: When your best isn't good enough.

Futility: You'll always miss 100% of the Shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.

Ineptitude: If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Losing: If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

Mistakes: Could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Pessimism: Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Stupidity: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.