Assembler OpCodes

Assembler OpCodes


by David W. Sanderson

dws@cs.wisc.edu

     Here's my canonical alphabetized list of assembler opcodes that really ought to exist somewhere. It is the combination of all the lists of such opcodes I have seen. I welcome any new ones you may wish to contribute!

AAC           Alter All Commands
AAD           Alter All Data
AAO           Add And Overflow
AAR           Alter At Random
AB           Add Backwards
ABC           Alpha betize Code
ABR           Add Beyond Range
AC           Annoy Consultant
ACC           Advance CPU Clock
ACDC           Allow Controller to Delete Contents
ACDP           Allow Controller to Die Peacefully
ACQT           Advance Clock to Quitting Time
ADB           Another Damn Bug
AEE           Absolve Engineering Errors
AFF           Add Fudge Factor
AFHB           Align Fullword on Halfword Boundary
AFP           Abnormalize Floating Point
AFR           Abort Funny Routine
AFVC           Add Finagle's Variable Constant
AGB           Add Gar bage
AGWA           Add and Get Wrong Answer
AI           Add Improper
AIB           Attack Innocent Bystander(s)
AISG           Access and Improve Student Grade
AMM           Add Mayo and Mustard/ Answer My Mail
AMS           Add Memory to System
ANFSCD      And Now For Something Completely Different
AOI           Annoy Operator Immediate
AR           Advance Rudely/ Alter Reality
ARN           Add and Reset to Non-zero
ARZ           Add and Reset to Zero
AS           Add Sideways
AT           Accumulate Trivia
AWP           Argue With Programmer
AWTT           Assemble With Tinker Toys
BA           Branch Anywhere
BAC           Branch to Alpha Centauri
BAD           Branch And Die/ Branch to Auto Destruct
BAF           Blow All Fuses
BAFL           Branch And Flush
BAH           Branch And Hang
BALC           Branch And Link Cheeseburger
BAP           Branch And Punt
BAW           Bells And Whistles
BB           Branch on Bug
BBBB           Byte Baudy Bit and Branch
BBD           Branch on Bastille Day
BBI           Branch on Burned-out Indicator
BBIL           Branch on Burned-out Indicator Light
BBLB           Branch on Blinking Light Bulb
BBT           Branch on Binary Tree
BBW           Branch Both Ways
BCB           Burp and Clear Bytes
BCF           Branch and Catch Fire
BCF           Branch on Chip box Full
BCIL           Branch Creating Infinite Loop
BCR           Backspace Card Reader
BCS           Branch and Crash System
BCU           Be Cruel and Unusual
BD           Backspace Disk/ Branch to Data
BDC           Break Down and Cry
BDI           Branch to Data Indirect
BDM           Branch and Disconnect Memory
BDT           Burn Data Tree
BDU           Branch on Dense User
BE           Branch Everywhere
BEW           Branch Either Way
BF           Belch Fire
BFD           Branch on Full Disk
BFF           Branch and Form Feed
BFM           Be Fruitful and Multiply
BH           Branch and Hang
BI           Branch Indefinitely
BIR           Branch Inside Ranch
BIRM           Branch on Index Register Missing
BL           Branch and Leak
BLC           Branch and Loop Continuous
BLI           Branch and Loop Infinite
BLM           Branch, Like, Maybe
BLMWM      Branch, Like, Maybe, Wow, Man
BLP           Boot from Line Printer
BLR           Branch and Lose Return
BLSH           Buy Low, Sell High
BM           Branch Maybe
BMI           Blow up Memory Immediate/ Branch on Missing Index/ Branch
          to Muncee Immediate
BMP           Branch and Make Popcorn
BMR           Branch Multiple Registers
BMUS           Beam Me Up, Scotty
BNA           Branch to Nonexistant Address
BNCB           Branch and Never Come Back
BNR           Branch for No Reason
BO           Branch and Overheat
BOB           Branch On Bug
BOD           Beat On Disk/ Branch on Operator Desperate
BOH           Branch On Humidity/ Branch on Operator High
BOHP           Bribe Operator for Higher Priority
BOI           Byte Operator Immediately
BOP           Boot Operator
BOT           Branch On Tree
BPB           Branch on Program Bug
BPDI           Be Polite, Don't Interrupt
BPIM           Bury Programmer In Manuals
BPL           Branch P- Lease
BPO           Branch on Power Off/ Branch on Power On
BPP           Branch and Pull the Plug
BR           Byte and Run
BRA           Branch to Random Address
BRB           Branch on Beaver
BS           Behave Strangely
BSC           Branch on Second Coming/ Burst Selector Channel
BSD           Backspace Disk
BSI           Back-up Sewer Immediately
BSM           Branch and Scramble Memory
BSO           Branch on Sleepy Operator
BSP           Back space Punch
BSR           Branch and Stomp Registers
BSS           Branch on Sun spot
BSST           Back space and Stretch Tape
BTD           Branch on Time of Day
BTD           Byte The Dust
BTJ           Branch and Turn Japanese
BTO           Branch To Oblivion
BTW           Branch on Third Wednesday
BU           Branch Unexpectedly
BUTI           Blow- Up Terminal Immediately
BVS           Branch and Veer South
BW           Branch on Whim
BWBL           Bells, Whistles, and Blinking Lights
BWC           Branch When Convenient
BWF           Busy -- Wait Forever
BWOP           Be wilder Operator
BYDS           Beware Your Dark Side
BYTE           Byte Test
CAC           Calling All Cars/ Cash And Carry
CAF           Convert ASCII to Farsii
CAI           Corrupt Accounting Information
CAIL           Crash After I Leave
CAR           Cancel Accounts Receivable
CAT           Confused And Tired
CB           Consult Bozo/ Crash and Burn
CBA           Compare and Branch Anyway
CBBR           Crash and Blow Boot Read - memory only
CBNC           Close, But No Cigar
CBS           Clobber Boot strap
CC           Call Calvery/ Compliment Core
CCB           Chocolate Chip Byte-mode
CCB           Consult Crystal Ball
CCC           Crash if Carry Clear
CCCP           Conditionally Corrupt Current Process
CCD           Choke, Cough and Die/ Clear Core and Dump
CCR           Change Channels at Random
CCS           Chinese Character Set
CCWR           Change Color of Write Ring
CD           Complement Disk
CDC           Clear Disk and Crash/ Close Disk Cover
CDIOOAZ      Calm Down, It's Only Ones And Zeroes
CDS           Change Disk Speed
CEMU           Close Eyes and Monkey with User space
CEX           Call Exterminator
CF           Come From (replaces GOTO)
CFE           Call Field Engineer
CFL           Convert Floating to Logical
CFP           Convert Fortran to Pascal/ Change and Forget Password
CFS           Corrupt File Structure
CG           Convert to Garbage
CH           Create Havoc
CHCJ           Compare Haig to Christine Jorgensen
CHPAMR      CHase Pointers Around Machine Room
CHSE           Compare Half-words and Swap if Equal
CIB           Change Important Byte
CIC           Cash In Chips
CID           Compare and Ignore Data
CIMM           Create Imaginary Memory Map
CIZ           Clear If Zero
CM           Circulate Memory/ Create Memory
CMD           CPU Melt Down
CMD           Compare Meaningless Data
CMI           Clobber Monitor Immediate
CML           Compute Meaning of Life
CMP           Create Memory Prosthesis
CMS           Click Micro switch
CN           Compare Nonsensically
CNB           Cause Nervous Breakdown
CNS           Call Nonexistent Subroutine
COD           Crash On Demand
COLB           Crash for Operator's Lunch Break
COM           Clear Operator's Mind
CON           Call Operator Now
COTS           Copy Object Code To Source
COWYHU      Come Out With Your Hands Up
CP           Compliment Programmer
CP%FM      CPU -- Flakeout Mode
CP%WM      CPU -- Weird Mode
CPB           Create Program Bug
CPN           Call Programmer Names
CPPR           Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
CR           Clobber Register
CRI           Clobber Register Immediate
CRASH      Continue Running After Stop or Halt
CRD           Confirm Rumor by Denial
CRM           Clear Random Memory
CRN           Compare with Random Number/ Convert to Roman Numerals
CRYPT     re Cu Rsive encr YPt Tape
CS           Crash System
CSL           Curse and Swear Loudly
CSN           Call Supervisor Names
CSNIO      Crash System on Next I/O
CSS           Crash Subsidiary Systems
CSU           Call Self Unconditional
CTDMR      Change Tape Density, Mid Record
CTT           Call Time and Temperature
CU           Convert to Unary
CUC           Cheat Until Caught
CWB           Carry With Borrow
CWDC           Cut Wires and Drop Core
CWG           Chase Wild Goose
CWGC           Chase Wild Goose Chase
CWGK           Compare Watt to Genghis Khan
CWH           Create Woman and Hold
CWIT           Compare Watt to Ivan the Terrible
CWM           Compare Watt to Mussolini
CWOM           Complement Write- Only Memory
CZZC           Convert Zone to Zip Code
DA           Develop Amnesia
DAB           Delete All Bugs
DAD           Destroy A- Disk
DAP           De-select Active Peripheral
DAUF           Delete All Useless Files
DB           Drop Bits
DBL           Desegregate Bus Lines
DBR           De- Base Register
DBTP           Drop Back Ten and Punt
DBZ           Divide By Zero
DC           Divide and Conquer
DCAD           Dump Core And Die
DCD           Drop Cards Double
DCGC           Dump Confusing Garbage to Console
DCI           Disk Crash Immediate
DCON           Disable Consle
DCT           Drop Cards Triple
DCWPDGD      Drink Coffee, Write Program, Debug, Get Drunk
DD           Destroy Disk/ Drop Disk/ Drop Dead
DDC           Dally During Calculations
DDOA           Drop Dead On Answer
DDS           Delaminate Disk Surface
DDWB           Deposit Directly in Waste Basket
DEB           Disk Eject, Both
DEC           Decompile Executable Code
DEI           Disk Eject Immediate
DEM           Disk Eject Memory
DF           Disable Fans
DFC           Draw Flow chart
DGC           De gauss Core
DGO           Decrement the Grades of Others
DGT           Dispense Gin and Tonic
DHTPL      Disk Head Three Point Landing
DIA           Develop Ineffective Address
DICE           Delete Invalid Customer Engineer
DIE           Disable Everything
DIF           Disable Fuses
DIG           Disable Gravity
DIH           Disable Interrupts and Hang
DIIL           Disable Interrupts and enter Infinite Loop
DIRFO      Do It Right For Once
DISC           Dismount CPU
DK           Destroy Klingons
DKWMM      Disk Unit-- Washing Machine Mode
DKP           Disavow Knowledge of Programmer
DLN           Don't Look Now
DLP           Drain Literal Pool
DM           Do Magic
DMNS           Do what I Mean, Not what I Say
DMPE           Decide to Major in Physical Education
DMPK           Destroy Memory Protect Key
DMZ           Divide Memory by Zero
DND           Destroy Neighbor's Data
DNPG           Do Not Pass Go
DO           Divide and Overflow
DOC           Drive Operator Crazy
DP           Destroy Peripherals
DPC           Double- Precision Crash/ Decrement Program Counter
DPCS           Decrement Program Counter Secretly
DPMI           Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent
DPN           Double Precision No-op
DPR           Destroy Program
DPS           Disable Power Supply
DR           Detach Root
DRAM           Decrement RAM
DRI           Disable Random Interrupt
DROM           Destroy ROM
DRT           Disconnect Random Terminal
DS           Deadlock System
DSI           Do Something Interesting
DSO           Disable System Operator
DSP           Degrade System Performance
DSPK           Destroy Storage Protect Key
DSR           Detonate Status Register
DSTD           Do Something Totally Different
DSUIT      Do Something Utterly, Indescribably Terrible
DTSHO      DecTape-- Spin Hubs Opposite
DTB           Destructively Test Bit
DTC           Destroy This Command
DTE           Decrement Telephone Extension
DTI           Do The Impossible
DTRT           Do The Right Thing
DTUFF      Dec Tape-- Unload and Flappa Flap
DTVFL      Destroy Third Variable From Left
DU           Dump User
DUD           Do Until Dead
DW           Destroy World
DWIM           Do What I Mean
DWIT           Do What I'm Thinking
EA           Enable Anything
EAC           Emulate Acoustic Coupler
EACL           Enable AC to Logic Rack
EACO           Enable AC to Operator
EBB           Edit and Blank Buffer/ Empty Bit Bucket
EBR           Erase Before Reading
EBRS           Emit Burnt Resistor Smell
EC           Eat Card
ECL           Early Care Lace
ECO           Electrocute Computer Operator
ECP           Erase Card Punch
ED           Eject Disk
ED           Execute Data
EDD           Eat Disk and Die
EDIT           Erase Data and Increment Time
EDP           Emulate Debugged Program
EDR           Execute Destructive Read
EDS           Execute Data Segment
EEOIFNO      Execute Every Other Instruction From Now On
EEP           Erase Entire Program
EFB           Emulate Five-Volt Battery
EFD           Eject Floppy Disk
EFD           Emulate Frisbee using Disk pack
EFE           Emulate Fatal Error
EG           Enable Gravity
EHC           Emulate Headless Chicken
EIAO           Execute In Any Order
EIO           EXecute Invalid Operation
EIOP           Erase I/O Page
EIOPC      Execute Invalid Op-code
EJD           Eject Disk
EJD%V      Eject Disk with initial velocity V
ELP           Enter Loop Permenantly
EM           Emulate 407/ Evacuate Memory
EMIF           Erase Most Important File
EMM           Emulate More Memory
EMSE           Edit and Mark Something Else
EMSL           Entire Memory Shift Left
EMT           Electrocute Maintenance Technician
EMW           Emulate Maytag Washer
END           Erase Neighbor's Data
ENF           Emit Noxious Fumes
ENO           Emulate No- Op
EO           Electrocute Operator
EOB           Execute Operator and Branch
EOI           Explode On Interrupt
EOS           Erase Operating System
EP           Execute Programmer
EPC           Emulate Pocket Calculator
EPI           Execute Programmer Immediate
EPITS      Execute Previous Instruction Then Skip
EPL           Emulate Phone Line
EPP           Eject Printer Paper
EPS           Electrostatic Print and Smear
EPS           Execute Program Sideways
EPSW           Execute Program Status Word
EPT           Erase Process Table
EPT           Erase Punched Tape
ERIC           Eject Random Integrated Circuit
ERM           Erase Reserved Memory
EROM           Erase Read- Only Memory
EROS           Erase Read- Only Storage
ESB           Eject Selectric Ball
ESC           Emulate System Crash
ESD           Eat Shit and Die
ESD           Eject Spinning Dish
ESL           Exceed Speed of Light
ESS           Enable Sprinkler System
ETI           Execute This Instruction
ETM           Emulate Trinary Machine
EVC           Execute Verbal Commands
EWD           Enter Warp Drive
EWM           Enter Whimsy Mode
EXE           Execute Engineer
EXO           Execute Operator
EXP           Execute Programmer
EXPP           Execute Political Prisoner
FAY           Fetch Amulet of Yendor
FB           Find Bugs
FC           Fry Console
FCJ           Feed Card(s) and Jam
FD           Forget Data
FDR           Feed Disk Randomly
FERA           Forms Eject and Run Away
FFF           Form Feed Forever
FLD           Fling Disk
FLI           Flash Lights Impressively
FM           Forget Memory
FMP           Finish My Program
FOPC           False Out-of- Paper Condition
FPC           Feed Paper Continuously
FPT           Fire Photon Torpedoes
FRG           Fill with Random Garbage
FS           Feign Sleep
FSM           Fold, Spindle, and Mutilate
FSR           Form Skip and Runaway
GAP           Grade All Projects
GBB           Go to Back of Bus
GCAR           Get Correct Answer Regardless
GDP           Grin Defiantly at Programmer
GDR           Grab Degree and Run
GENT           Generate Thesis
GEWJO      Go to the End of the World and Jump Off
GFD           Go Forth and Divide
GFM           Go Forth and Multiply
GIE           Generate Irreversible Error
GLC           Generate Lewd Comment
GMC           Generate Machine Check
GMCC           Generate Machine Check and Cash
GND           Guess at Next Digit
GREM           Generate Random Error Message
GREP           Global Ruin, Expiration, and Purgation
GRMC           Generate Rubber Machine Check
GRS           Go Real Slow
GS           Get Strange
GSB           Gulp and Store Bytes
GSI           Generate Spurious Interrupts
GSU           Geometric Shift Up
GTJ           Go To Jail
HBW           Hang Bus and Wait
HCF           Halt and Catch Fire
HCP           Hide Central Processor
HCRS           Hang in Critical Section
HDH           Hi Dee Ho
HDO           Halt and Disable Operator
HDRW           Halt and Display Random Word
HELP           Hinder Everyone with Little Productivity/Type "No Help
          Available"
HF           Hide File
HGD           Halt, Get Drunk
HH           Halt and Hang
HHB           Halt and Hang Bus
HIS           Halt in Imposible State
HOO           Hide Operator's Output
HRPR           Hang up and Ruin Printer Ribbon
HSC           Halt on System Crash
HSJ           Halt, Skip and Jump
HTC           Halt and Toss Cookies
HTS           Halt and Throw Sparks
HUAL           Halt Until After Lunch
HUP           Hang- Up Phone
HWP           Halt Without Provocation
IA           Illocical And
IAE           Ignore All Exceptions
IAI           Inquire and Ignore
IAM           Increment Arbitrary Memory
IAR           Ignore All Requests
IB           Insert Bug/ Impress Boyfriend
IBM           Increment and Branch to Muncee
IBP           Insert Bug and Proceed
IBR           Insert Bugs at Random
ICB           Interrupt, Crash and Burn
ICM           Immerse Central Memory
ICMD           Initiate Core Melt Down
ICRTSP      Invert CRT Screen Picture
IDC           Initiate Destruct Command
IDI           Invoke Divine Intervention
IDNOP      In direct No- OP
IDPS           Ignore Disk Protect Switch
IEOF           Ignore End- Of- File
IF           Invoke Force
IG           Impress Girlfriend
IGI           Increment Grade Immediate
IGIT           Increment Grade Immediate Twice
IGO           Increment Grade Overnight
IHC           Initiate Head Crash
II           Inquire and Ignore
IIB           Ignore Inquiry and Branch
IIC           Insert Invisible Characters
IIL           Irreversable Infinite Loop
IM           Imagine Memory
IMBP           Insert Mistake and Blame Programmer
IMP           Imitate Monty Python
INI           Ignore Next Instruction
IOI           Ignore Operator's Instruction
IOR           Illogical OR
IOS           Ignore Operating System
IP           Increment and Pray
IPI           Ignore Previous Instruction
IPM           Ignore Programmer's Mistakes
IPOP           Interrupt Processor, Order Pizza
IPS           Incinerate Power Supply
IPS           Increment Power Supply
IPT           Ignite Paper Tape
IR           Instigate Rumor
IRB           Invert Record and Branch
IRBI           Insert Random Bits Indexed
IRC           Insert Random Commands
IRE           Insert Random Errors
IRI           Ignore Rude Interrupts
IRPF           Infinite Recursive Page Fault
IS           Invert Stack
ISC           Ignore Supervisor Calls/ Ignore System Crash/ Insert
           Sarcastic Comments
ISI           Increment and Skip on Inifinity
ISP           Increment and Skip on Pi
ITML           Initiate Termites into Macro Library
IU           Ignore User(s)
IV           Impress Visitors
IW           Invalidate Warranty
IXOR           Illogical e xclusive OR
IZ           Ignore Zeroes
JAA           Jump Almost Always
JAT           Jump on Alternate Thursdays
JBS           Jump and Blow Stack
JCI           Jump to Current Instruction
JFM           Jump on Full Moon
JHRB           Jump to H& R Block
JLP           Jump and Lose Pointer
JLR           Jump and Lose Return
JN           Jump to Nowhere
JNL           Jump when programmer is Not Looking
JOB           Jump On Beaver
JOM           Jump Over Moon
JOP           Jump Operator
JPA           Jump when Pizza Arrives
JRAN           Jump Random
JRCF           Jump Relative and Catch Fire
JRGA           Jump Relative and Get Arrested
JRL           Jump to Random Location
JRSR           Jump to Random Sub routine
JSC           Jump on System Crash
JSU           Jump Self Unconditional
JT           Jump if Tuesday
JTT           Jump and Tangle Tape
JTZ           Jump to Twilight Zone
JWN           Jump When Necessary
KCE           Kill Consultant on Error
KDO           Knock Disk Over
KEPITU      Kill Every Process In The Universe
KOP           Kill Operator
KP           Krunch Paper
KPR           Kill Programmer
KSR           Keyboard Shift Right
KUD           Kill User's Data
LAC           Lose All Communication
LAGW           Load And Go Wrong
LAP           Laugh At Program(mer)
LCC           Load and Clear Core
LCD           Launch Cartridge Disk
LCK           Lock Console Keyswitch
LEB           Link Edit Backwards
LIA           Load Ineffective Address
LIN           Lose Inode Number
LM           Lubricate Memory
LMB           Lose Message and Branch
LMO           Load and Mug Operator
LMYB           Logical Ma ybe
LNP           Load N digits of Pi
LOSM           Log- off System Manager
LP%PAS      Line Printer -- Print And Smear
LP%RDD      Line Printer -- Reverse Drum Direction
LP%TCR      Line Printer -- Tangle and Chew Ribbon
LPA           Lead Programmer Astray
LPRTC      Load Program counter from Real Time Clock
LR           Load Revolver
LRA           Load Retro actively
LRB           Lose Record and Branch
LRD           Load Random Data
LSPSW      Load and Scramble PSW
LTS           Link To Sputnik/ Loop Till Smokes
LWE           Load What ever
LWOM           Load Write- only Memory
MAB           Melt Address Bus
MAN           Make Animal Noises
MAZ           Multiply Answer by Zero
MBC           Make Batch Confetti
MBF           Multiply and Be Fruitful
MBH           Memory Bank Hold-up
MBTD           Mount Beatles on Tape Drive
MBTOL      Move Bug To Operator's Lunch
MC           Move Continuous
MD           Move Devious
MDB           Move and Drop Bits
MDC           Make Disk Crash
MDDHAF      Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor
MFO           Mount Female Operator
MLP           Make Lousy Program
MLP           Multiply and Lose Precision
MLR           Move and Lose Record
MLSB           Memory Left Shift and Branch
MMF           Melt Main Frame
MMLG           Make Me Look Good
MNI           Misread Next Instruction
MOG           Make Operator Growl
MOP           Modify Operator's Personality
MPLP           Make Pretty Light Pattern
MRZ           Make Random Zap
MSGD           Make Screen Go Dim
MSP           Mistake Sign for Parity
MSPI           Make Sure Plugged In
MSR           Melt Special Register
MST           Mount Scotch Tape
MT%HRDV      Mag Tape -- High speed Rewind and Drop Vaccuum
MTI           Make Tape Invalid
MU           Mount User (causes computer to screw you)
MUM           Multi- Use Mnemonics
MW           Malfunction Whenever
MW           Multiply Work
MWAG           Make Wild- Assed Guess
MWC           Move and Wrap Core
MWT           Malfunction Without Telling
NBC           Negate By Clearing
NCW           Notch Carriage and Way
NMI           Negate Most Integers
NOP           Needlessly Omit Pointer
NPC           Normalize Program Counter
NTGH           Not Tonight, I've Got a Headache
OBB           Overflow Bit Bucket
OCF           Open Circular File
OMC           Obscene Message to Console
OML           Obey Murphy's Laws
OPP           Order Pizza for Programmer
OSI           Overflow Stack Immediate
OSI           Overflow Stack Indefinite
OTL           Out To Lunch
P$*!           Punch Obscenity
PA           Punch in ASCII
PAS           Print And Smear
PAZ           Pack Alpha Zone
PADZ           Pack Alpha and Drop Zones
PBC           Print and Break Chain
PBD           Print and Break Drum
PBM           Pop Bubble Memory
PBPBPBP      Place Backup in Plain Brown Paper Bag Please
PBST           Play Batch mode Star Trek
PCB           Pause for Coffee Break
PCD           Punch Disk
PCI           Pleat Cards Immediate
PCR           Print and Cut Ribbon
PD           Play Dead/ Pause Dramatically/ Punch Disk
PDLD           Power Down and Lock Door (to computer room)
PDSK           Punch Di sk
PEHC           Punch Extra Holes In Cards
PEP           Print on Edge of Paper
PFD           Punt on Fourth Down
PFE           Print Floating Eye
PFML           Print Four Million Lines
PHO           Pull Hair Out
PI           Punch Invalid
PIBM           Pretend to be an I B M
PIC           Print Illegible/ Invalid Characters
PLSC           Perform Light Show on Console
PNIH           Place Needle in Haystack
PNRP           Print Nasty Replies to Programmer
PO           Punch Operator
POCL           Punch Out Console Lights
POG           Print Only Greek
POPI           Punch Operator Immediate
POPN           Punch Operator's Nose
PPA           Print Paper Airplanes
PPL           Perform Perpetual Loop
PPP           Print Programmer's Picture
PPR           Play Punk Rock
PPSW           Pack Program Status Word
PS           Print and Smear
PSP           Print and Shred Paper
PSR           Print and Shred Ribbon
PTP           Produce Toilet Paper
PVLC           Punch Variable Length Card
PWP           Print Without Paper
PWS          Create Po wer Surge
PYS           Program Your self
QWYA           Quit While Your Ahead
RA           Randomize Answer
RAM           Read Ambiguous Memory
RASC           Read And Shred Card
RAST           Read And Shred Tape
RAU           Ridicule All Users
RBAO           Ring Bell and Annoy Operator
RBG           Read Blank Tape
RBLY           Restore Back-up from Last Year
RBT           Rewind and Break Tape
RC           Rewind Core
RCAJ           Read Card And Jam
RCB           Read Command Backwards
RCB           Run Clock Backwards
RCC           Read Card and Chew
RCCP           Randomly Corrupt Current Process
RCF           Rewind Cabinet Fans
RCH           Rewind and Crash Heads
RCKG           Read/ Count Key and Garbage
RCL           Rotate Carry Left
RCR           Rewind Card Reader
RCRV           Randomly Convert to Reverse Video
RCSD           Read Card, Scramble Data
RD           Randomize Data/ Reverse Directions/ Rotate Diagonally
RDA           Refuse to Disclose Answer
RDB           Replace Database with Blanks/ Run Disk Backwards
RDD           Reverse Disk Drive
RDDBF      Rock Disk Drive Back and Forth
RDEB           Read and Drop Even number of Bits
RDF           Randomize Directory Filenames
RDI           Reverse Drum Immediate/ Rewind Disk Immediate
RDR           Reverse Disk Rotation
RENVR      R ename Variables Randomly
RET           Read and Erase Tape
RF           Read Fingerprints
RG           Record Garbage
RHNEZ      Randomize and Halt if Not Equal to Zero
RHO           Randomize and Hold all Output
RIC           Rotate Illogical thru Carry
RID           Read Invalid Data
RIRG           Read Inter- Record Gap
RIOP           Rotate I/O Ports
RIR           Read Invalid Record
RIRG           Read Inter- Record Gap
RJE           Return Jump and Explode
RLC           Relocate and Lose Core/ Reread Last Card
RLI           Rotate Left Indefinitely
RLP           Refill Light Pen
RLP           Rewind Line Printer
RLWC           Rotate Left with Carolyn
RMF           Ruin My Files
RMI           Randomize Memory Immediate
RMM           Read Manager's Mind
RMT           Re move Trap
RMV           Remove Memory Virtues
RN           Read Noise
RNBS           Reflect Next Bus Signal
RNR           Read Noise Record
ROC           Randomize Op Codes/ Rotate Outward from Center
ROM           Read Operator's Mind
ROO           Rub Out Operator
ROOP           Run Out Of Paper
ROP           Random Opcode (similar to 16-bit what gate)
ROPF           Read Other People's Files
ROS           Reject Operating System/ Return On Shield
RP           Read Printer
RPB           Raise Parity Bits
RPB           Read Print and Blush
RPB R           Reverse Parity and B ranch
RPC           Rotate Program Counter
RPM           Read Programmer's Mind
RPU           Read character and Print Upsidedown
RRC           Rotate Random thru Carry
RRR           Randomly Rotate Register/ Read Record and Run away
RRRL           Random Rotate Register Left
RRRR           Random Rotate Register Right
RRSGWSSNK      Round and Round She Goes, Where She Stops, Nobody Knows
RRT           Record and Rip Tape
RS           Random Slew
RSD          on Read error Self- Destruct
RSOM           Read from Store- Only Memory
RST           Rewind and Stretch Tape
RSW           Read Side ways
RT           Reduce Throughput
RTS           Return To Sender
RVAC           Return from Vacation
RWE           Run Without Error
RWF           Read Wrong File
RWT           Read/ Write While Stretching Tape
SA           Store Anywhere
SAD           Search And Destroy
SAI           Skip All Instructions
SAK           Snooze At Keyboard
SAS           Show Appendix Scar/ Sit And Spin
SAWP           Solve All the World's Problems
SBE           Swap Bits Erratically
SBF           Skip when Bitbucket Full
SC           Scramble Channels/ Shred Cards
SCB           Spindle Card and Belch
SCCA           Short Circuit on Correct Answer
SCD           Shuffle and Cut DEC
SCH           Slit Cards Horizontal
SCI           Shred Cards Immediate
SCM           Set for Crash Mode
SCOM           Set Cobol- Only Mode
SCRRC      Scramble Register Contents
SCST           Switch Channel to Star Trek
SCTR           Stick Card To Reader
SD           Scramble Directory/ Slip Disk
SDC           Spool Disk to Console
SDD           Spin Disc Dry
SDDB           Snap Disk Drive Belt
SDE           Solve Differential Equations
SDI           Self Destruct Immediate
SDM           Search and Destroy Memory
SDR           Slam Down Rondo (worst soda ever made)
SEB           Stop Eating and Burp
SEOB           Set Every Other Bit
SEX           Set Execution register
SFH           Set Flags to Half-mast
SFP           Send For Pizza
SFR           Send For Reinforcements
SFT           Stall For Time
SFTT           Strip Form Tractor Teeth
SHAB           S hift A Bit
SHABM      Shift A Bit More
SHB           Stop and Hang Bus
SHCD           S huffle Card Deck
SHIT           Stop Here If Thursday
SHON           Simulate Honeywell CPU (permanent NO-OP)
SID           Switch to Infinite Density
SIP           Store Indefinite Precision
SJV           Scramble Jump Vectors
SLP           Sharpen Light Pen
SMC           Scramble Memory Contents
SMD           Spontaneous Memory Dump
SMR           Skip on Meaningless Result
SMS           Shred Mylar Surface
SNAFU      System Needs A Fuck- Up
SNARF      System Normalize and Reset Flags
SNM           Show No Mercy
SNO           Send Nukes on Overflow
SOB           Shit On Byte/ Stew On Brew
SOD           Surrender Or Die
SOL           Shift On Low/ Shit Out of Luck
SOP           Stop and Order Pizza
SOS           Sign- Off, Stupid
SOT           Sit On a Tack
SP           Scatter Print(er)
SPA           Sliding Point Arithmetic
SPB           Simulate Peanut Butter
SPS           Set Panel Switches
SPSW           Scramble Program Status Word
SQPWYC      Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayon(s)
SRBO           Set Random Bits to Ones
SRBZ           Set Random Bits to Zeroes
SRC           Select Random Channel
SRCC           Select Reader and Chew Cards
SRD           Switch to Random Density
SRDR           Shift Right Double Ridiculous
SRO           Sort with Random Ordering
SROS           Store in Read- Only Storage
SRR           Shift Registers Random
SRSD           Seek Record and Scar/ Scratch Disk
SRTC           Stop Real- Time Clock
SRU           Signoff Random User
SRZ           Subtract and Reset to Zero
SS           Seek Spindle
SSB           Scramble Status Byte
SSD           Stacker Select Disk
SSJ           Select Stacker and Jam
SSJP           Select Stacker and Jum p
SSM           Solve by Supernatural Means/ Stacker Select Memory
SSP           Smoke and Spark
SST           Seek and Stretch Tape
SSW           Scramble Status Word
ST           Set and Test
STA           Store Anywhere
STC           Slow To a Crawl
STD           Stop, Take Drugs
STM           Stretch Magtape
STM           Skip on Third Monday
STO           Strangle Tape Operator
STPR           Sto p Rain
STROM      Store in Read- Only Memory
STTHB      Set Terminal to Three Hundred Baud
SUIQ           Subtract User's IQ
SUME           Suprise M e
SUP           Solve Unsolvable Problem
SUR           Screw Up Royally
SUS           Stop Until Spring
SUS           Subtract Until Senseless
SWAT           Swap Terminals
SWN           Swap Nibbles
SWOS           Store in Write- Only Storage
SWS           Sort to Wrong Slots
SWT           Select Wrong Terminal
SWU           Select Wrong Unit
SWZN           Skip Whether Zero or Not
SZD           Switch to Zero Density
TAH           Take A Hike
TAI           Trap Absurd Inputs
TARC           Take Arithmetic Review Course
TBFTG      Two Burgers and Fries To Go
TC           Transmit Colors
TDB           Transfer and Drop Bits
TDRB           Test and Destroy Random Bits
TDS           Trash Data Segment
TLNF           Teach me a Lesson I'll Never Forget
TLO           Turn indicator Lights Off
TLW           Transfer and Lose Way
TN           Take a Nap
TOAC           Turn Off Air Conditioner
TOG           Take Out Garbage
TOG           Time Out, Graduate
TOH           Take Operator Hostage
TOO           Turn On/ Off Operator
TOP           Trap Operator
TOS           Trash Operating System
TPD           Terminal Printer Destruct/ Total Program Diagnostic/ Triple
           Pack Decimal
TPDH           Tell Programmer to Do it Him/ Herself
TPO           Turn Power On/ Off
TPR           Tear Pape r
TR           Turn into Rubbish
TRA           Tp Rdls Abrs ( Type Ridiculous Abbreviations)
TRD           Transfer and Drop Bit
TSH           Trap Secretary and Halt
TSM           Trap Secretary and Mount
TST           Trash System Tracks
TT%CN      Tele type -- Clunk Noise
TT%EKB      Tele type -- Electrify Key board
TTA           Try, Try Again
TTIHLIC      Try To Imagine How Little I Care
TTITT      Turn 2400 foot Tape Into Two 1200 foot Tapes
TTL           Tap Trunk Line/ Time To Logoff
TYF           Trust Your Feelings
UA           Unload Accumulator
UAI           Use Alternate Instruction set
UAPA(AM)      Use All Power Available ( And More)
UCB           Uncouple Cpu and Branch
UCK           Unlock Console Keyswitch
UCLB           Uncouple Com Lines and Branch
UCPUB      Uncouple CPU and Branch
UDR           Update and Delete Record
UER           Update and Erase Record
UFO           Unidentified Flag Operation
ULDA           Un loa d Accumulator
UMR           Unlock Machine Room
UNPD           Unplug and Dump
UOP           Useless O peration
UP           Understand Program(mer)
UPA           Use all Power Available
UPC           Understand Program(mer)'s Comments
UPCI           Update Card In Place
UPI           Undo Previous Instruction
URB           Update, Resume and Branch
UTF           Unwind Tape onto Floor/ Use The Force
UUBR           Use Undefined Base Register
VAX           Violate All e xecutions
VFE           Violate Field Engineer
VFO           Violate Female Operator
VMA           Violate Maintenance Agreement
VNO           Violate Noise Ordinance
VPA           Vanishing Point Arithmetic
VVM           Vaporize Virtual Memory
WAD           Walk Away in Disgust
WBB           Write to the Bit Bucket
WBT           Water Binary Tree
WC           Waste Core
WCR           Write to Card Reader
WDD           Warp Disk Drive
WED           Write and Erase Data
WEMG           Write Eighteen Minute Gap
WF           Wait Forever
WGPB           Write Garbage in Process-control Block
WHFO           Wait until Hell Freezes Over
WHP           Wave Hands over Program
WI           Write Illegibly
WID           Write Invalid Data
WMC           Write Millions of Comments
WNAM           We Need A Miracle
WNHR           Write New Hit Record
WNR           Write Noise Record
WP           Write Poop
WPET           Write Past End of Tape
WPM           Write Programmer's Mind
WSE           Write Stack Everywhere
WSWW           Work in Strange and Wonderous Ways
WT           Waste Time
WUPO           Wad Up Printer Output
WWLR           Write Wrong Length Record
WWR           Write Wrong Record
XIO          E xecute Invalid Opcode
XKF          E xecute Kermit the Frog
XM          E xclusive Maybe
XNOH          E xecute No- Op and Hang
XOR          E xecute Ope rator
XOS          E xchange Operator's Sex
XP          E xecute Programmer
XPSW          E xecute Program Status Word
XSP          E xecute Systems Programmer
XVF          E xchange Virtue for Fun
YAB           Yet Another Bug
YASE           Yet Another Stupid Error
ZAP           Zero and Add Packed
ZAR           Zero Any Register
ZD           Zap Directory
ZEOW           Zero Every Other Word
ZI           Zap Immediate