These are my collections of defintions. Some wacky; some weird; some offensive; some are just there. Enjoy!
- Iggy's Compiled Dictionary [Updated 09/28/2003]
- Always Give 100% at Work [Added 07/07/2002]
- Millenia Year Application Software System [Added 11/08/1997]
- Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary
- Acronym List [Added 05/31/1998]
- Administratium [Added 05/10/1997]
- Airline Jokes [Added 06/01/1998]
- Alexander the Great had an Infinite Number of Arms: Proof [Added 05/10/1997]
- Assembler OpCodes [Added 05/10/1997]
- Proof That Barney is Satan [Added 01/02/1998]
- Un-Inspirational Mottos [Added 07/07/2002]
- The C Bible [Added 05/10/1997]
- Car Acronyms [Updated 05/10/1997]
- Cars and What They REALLY Say About You [Updated 05/10/1997]
- The Catholic Dictionary [Added 07/07/2002]
- What are Cats? [Added 07/07/2002]
- What is College? [Added 05/10/1997]
- Computer Acronyms [Updated 09/10/1997]
- Computer Terms [Updated 02/07/1998]
- Dog Crossbreeds [Added 07/07/2002]
- The Cynic's Dictionary [Added 07/07/2002]
- The Dark Sucker Theory [Added 05/31/1998]
- Dictionary of Dating [Updated 05/10/1997]
- The Doggy Dictionary [Added 05/03/1998]
- What are Dogs? [Added 07/07/2002]
- New Elements to be added to the Periodic Table [Added 11/08/1997]
- emacs [Added 07/07/2002]
- A Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms [Added 09/10/1997]
- Eniac to C [Added 05/10/1997]
- Guide to the North American Fart [Added 11/08/1997]
- The Definition of a Flame by Kelly Patterson[Added 05/10/1997]
- Proof: Bill Gates and Microsoft are the Anti-Christ [Added 02/07/1998]
- Sprechen Sie Dacschund? [Added 07/07/2002]
- The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island [Added 05/03/1998]
- Versions of Girlfriend [Added 05/10/1997]
- Grades: Just How Are They Determined [Added 06/01/1998]
- The Hillbilly Medical Dictionary [Updated 07/07/2002]
- Proof: Heaven is Hotter than Hell [Updated 05/19/1998]
- Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic [Updated 05/03/1998]
- Hickphonics [Added 09/10/1997]
- Modern Jargon [Updated 05/03/1998]
- Junk of the Day [Added 11/08/1997]
- Laws Observations, Mottos and Philosophies [Updated 07/07/2002]
- LeRoy's Homework [Added 06/01/1998]
- A Short list of The Lesser Known Programming Languages [Added 05/10/1997]
- The Complete Guide to Parallel Interface [Added 01/02/1998]
- M word Defintions [Updated 05/10/1997]
- The Mac-ronym List [Added 05/10/1997]
- Medical Terminology for the Layman [Updated 05/10/1997]
- The Revised Miranda Rights [Added 05/10/1997]
- Mom's Dictionary [Added 07/07/2002]
- Why Executives Make More Money [Added 09/10/1997]
- Why Nagging a Man Doesn't Work [Added 07/07/2002]
- NFL Acronyms(Mostly negative) [Added 02/07/1998]
- Ain't_No_Ada Commands by Scott Ichniowski and Brad Kuhn[Added 07/07/2002]
- The Oracle [Added 05/10/1997]
- Organizational Wisdom [Added 07/07/2002]
- What the Organizational Chart Doesn't Tell You [Added 02/07/1998]
- A List of Abbreviations for the Personals Section [Added 09/10/1997]
- The Plan [Updated 05/10/1997]
- Definition of Power [Updated 05/10/1997]
- Definitions of Programming Languages [Added 05/10/1997]
- The Power User's Guide to Power Users [Added 05/10/1997]
- Redneck Computer Terms [Updated 07/07/2002]
- Why I Think Santa is a Woman [Added 07/07/2002]
- A Guide to What Men & Women Say and Mean [Added 09/10/1997]
- Who is Jack Schitt [Added 01/02/1998]
- The Dictionary of Shit [Warning: Bathroom Humor!][Added 07/08/2002]
- How Specs Live Forever [Added 07/07/2002]
- Season's Greetings in Many Languages [Added 05/10/1997]
- story(1) [Added 09/10/1997]
- The Software Professional Defined [Added 07/07/2002]
- Know your System Administrator - A Field Guide [Updated 05/10/1997]
- The Dictionary of Tools [Added 05/03/1998]
- What is a Tragedy [Added 09/10/1997]
- Vax Definitions [Added 05/10/1997]
- vi [Added 05/10/1997]
- Wife 1.0: Related to Versions of Girlfriend, above [Added 05/25/1997]
- The WIndows 95 Source Code [Added 05/10/1997]
- Hazardous Materials Information Sheet - A Chemical Analysis of Woman and Man [Updated 05/10/1997]
- A Dictionary for Women [Added 07/07/2002]
- Chemical Analysis of Woman [Updated 05/10/1997]
- Hazardous Materials Information Sheet - A Chemical Analysis of Woman [Updated 11/13/1997]
- Rich Hall Sniglets [Added 06/01/1998]
- Arthur Naiman Goyish Definitions [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ray Simard Computer Definitions [Added 06/01/1998]
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