Titanic versus Bill Clinton Scandal

Titanic: $9.99 on Internet
Clinton Video: Same

Titanic: Over 3 hours long
Clinton Video: Same

Titanic: The Story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and a subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton Video: The Story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and a subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Their song is Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On."
Clinton Video: Their song is Sarah MacLachlan's "No. 5"

Titanic: Villain is White Star Line.
Clinton Video: Villain is Ken Starr.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton Video: Bill is a BS artist.

Titanic: In one part, Jack enjoys a Good Cigar.
Clinton Video: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton Video: Ditto for Monica's dress.

Titanic: Jack Teaches Rose to Spit.
Clinton Video: Let's Not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton Video: Monica forced to return gifts.

Titanic: Behind the scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
Clinton Video: Behind the scenes, Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70%.

Titanic: Jack meets an icy death.
Clinton Video: Bill goes home to Hillary.