Understanding Your Thesis Supervisor


What Your Supervisor Says: Look on this as a learning experience.
What Your Supervisor Means: You're going to suffer.

What Your Supervisor Says: Let Me explain the format of the defense...
What Your Supervisor Means: Let me make you even more nervous.

What Your Supervisor Says: I'm here to lend you support...
What Your Supervisor Means: I'm here to destroy you so you won't look smarter than me.

What Your Supervisor Says: I found the overall concept interesting.
What Your Supervisor Means: This is my token compliment before ripping your idea to shreds.

What Your Supervisor Says: I would like to have had more time to study this...
What Your Supervisor Means: I didn't read it.

What Your Supervisor Says: I have some concerns about the theory upon which your study is based.
What Your Supervisor Means: I hate the theory but I can't insult the author so I'll insult your work instead.

What Your Supervisor Says: There are some aspects of the study that I would like to hear more about.
What Your Supervisor Means: I read it but I just don't remember anything about it.

What Your Supervisor Says: Your hypotheses are not strongly enough linked to the existing literature.
What Your Supervisor Means: You came up with an innovative idea and I want to make sure you never do it again.

What Your Supervisor Says: Your research is an interesting extension of my own work.
What Your Supervisor Means: Why didn't I think of this before you did?

What Your Supervisor Says: You have failed to take into account some of the more relevant literature.
What Your Supervisor Means: You failed to cite me.

What Your Supervisor Says: I would like you to explain _____ to me.
What Your Supervisor Means: I don't know anything about this stuff, so you'll have to explain it.

What Your Supervisor Says: Your statistical results don't seem to support your hypothesis.
What Your Supervisor Means: I don't understand.

What Your Supervisor Says: Your selection of statistical tests is rather simplistic.
What Your Supervisor Means: I'm the only one here that understands statistics and I wanted to rub it in.

What Your Supervisor Says: How did you ensure that you had drawn a random sample?
What Your Supervisor Means: I had to come up with at least one question and this one always works.

What Your Supervisor Says: Let's wrap this up.
What Your Supervisor Means: I'm Hungry.

What Your Supervisor Says: Could you step out of the room while the committee comes to a decision?
What Your Supervisor Means: We decided beforehand to give you your degree, but we still want to make you sweat some more.