What Women Say... and What They Really Mean!

What women say: Yes.
What women mean: No.

What women say: No.
What women mean: Yes.

What women say: Maybe.
What women mean: No.

What women say: I'm sorry.
What women mean: You'll be sorry.

What women say: You want...
What women mean: You want...

What women say: We need...
What women mean: I want...

What women say: It's your decision.
What women mean: The correct decision should be obvious by now.

What women say: Can't we just be friends?
What women mean: There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

What women say: I just need some space.
What women mean: Without you in it.

What women say: I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
What women mean: It's my period.

What women say: Do I look fat in this dress?
What women mean: We haven't had a fight in a while.

What women say: No, pizza's fine!
What women mean: You cheap slob!

What women say: I just don't want a boyfriend now.
What women mean: I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

What women say: I don't know; what do you want to do?
What women mean: I can't believe you have nothing planned.

What women say: Do what you want.
What women mean: You'll pay for this later.

What women say: Come here.
What women mean: My puppy does this too.

What women say: I like you, but...
What women mean: I don't like you.

What women say: You never listen.
What women mean: You never listen.

What women say: Are you listening to me!?
What women mean: Too late, you're dead.

What women say: We're moving too quickly.
What women mean: I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

What women say: I'll be ready in a minute.
What women mean: ¹I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. ²Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

What women say: Oh, no, I'll pay for myself.
What women mean: I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch.

What women say: Oh yes!!! Right there.
What women mean: Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

What women say: I'm just going out with the girls.
What women mean: We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.

What women say: We need to talk.
What women mean: I need to complain.

What women say: Sure, go ahead.
What women mean: I don't want you to.

What women say: I'm not upset.
What women mean: Of course I'm upset, you moron!

What women say: You're so manly.
What women mean: You need a shave... and you sweat a lot, too.

What women say: You're certainly attentive tonight.
What women mean: Is sex all you ever think about?

What women say: Be romantic, turn out the lights.
What women mean: I have flabby thighs.

What women say: This kitchen is so inconvenient.
What women mean: I want a new house.

What women say: I want new curtains...
What women mean: ...and carpeting... and furniture... and wallpaper...

What women say: Hang the picture there.
What women mean: No, I mean hang it there!

What women say: I heard a noise.
What women mean: I noticed you were almost asleep.

What women say: Do you love me?
What women mean: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

What women say: How much do you love me?
What women mean: I did something today you're really not going to like.

What women say: Is my butt fat?
What women mean: Tell me I'm beautiful.

What women say: You have to learn to communicate.
What women mean: Just agree with me.

What women say: I don't want to talk about it.
What women mean: Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.

What women say: Was that the baby?
What women mean: Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.

What women say: I'm not yelling!
What women mean: Yes, I am yelling because I think this is important.

What women say: The same old thing.
What women mean: Nothing.

What women say: Nothing.
What women mean: Everything.

What women say: Everything.
What women mean: My PMS is acting up.

What women say: Nothing, really.
What women mean: It's just that you're such an asshole.

What women say: I need wedding shoes.
What women mean: The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

What women say: Do you like this recipe?
What women mean: It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

The Answer to What is Wrong

What women say: The same old thing.
What women mean: Nothing.

What women say: Nothing.
What women mean: Everything.

What women say: Everything.
What women mean: My PMS is acting up.

What women say: Nothing, really.
What women mean: It's just that you're such an asshole!