How to Satisfy a Woman and a Man Every Time

How to Satisfy a Woman Every Time

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, hold her, hold her hand, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, love, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffy-lube, send her flowers, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, spend money, spend money on her, wine and dine, charm, cuddle, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, listen to her, talk to her, tell her she is pretty, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, care for her, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, admire her, understand, stand by her, jitterbug, remember her birthday, locomote, beg, plead, kiss her hello, kiss her goodbye, kiss her goodnight, borrow, steal, learn to slow dance, take her on a moonlight walk, climb, swim, nurse, rave about her cooking/baking, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, kiss her, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, build a fire, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, comfort her, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, go to the ends of the Earth for her, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

How to Satisfy a Man Every Time

Show up naked (or at least scantily clad)... and bring beer!