What is God Like ?

1.    God is like Alka Seltzer... Try Him, you'll like Him.
2.    God is like Bayer Aspirin... He works wonders.
3.    God is like Coke... He's the real thing.
4.    God is like Dial Soap... Aren't you glad you know him? Don't you wish everyone did?
5.    God is like General Electric... He lights your path.
6.    God is like Hallmark Cards... He cares enough to send the very best.
7.    God is like Scotch Tape... You can't see Him but you know He's there.
8.    God is like Sears... He has everything.
9.    God is like the American Express card... You should never leave home without Him.
10.    God is like Tide... He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
11.    God is like V05 Hair Spray... He holds through all kinds of weather.