C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd
simply refer to him on the other side.
COBOL Chicken:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you
don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side
fully cooked.
Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped
on the other side.
Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web
chicken.
Al Gore Chicken: Waiting for completion of NCI ( National
Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's
finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut
the program.
Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the
server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are
chicklets)
Lotus Chicken: Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way
we do!
Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to
cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
Microsoft ChickenTM: It's already on both sides of the road. And
it just bought the road.
Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but
you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August. September
for sure.
OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a
message.
OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was
so quiet that nobody noticed.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed
probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on
the side of your course.
VB Chicken: USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
Win 95 Chicken: You see different colored feathers while it
crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like... chicken.
Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps
on running.