Eddie Murphy: C
Slick, Popular, and Dirty. What's not to like.
Arsenio Hall: Turbo Pascal
Tries to look/feel/be like C, but it just doesn't have what it
takes... And never will!
Johnny Carson: Pascal
Its been around forever, but has anyone ever found a use for it?
It seems to owe so much to all the popularity gained by those that
have taken from it.
Jay Leno: Modula-2
Newer than Pascal, but doesn't improve on it.
Bob Hope: Cobol
How much more can they do with this Dinosaur?
Andrew Dice Clay: LISP
Either you love it, or, you don't! Admitting it in public however,
is a completely different story.
George Burns: Fortran
Every time you forget about it, its having a birthday party and
your reminded that it exists.
Roseane Barr: Ada
JUST A PIG!