Just a reminder. Anything on this page found descriminatory probably has an equally descriminatory complement. Some just make you think:
- What is 2 + 2? [Updated 05/03/1998]
- Aging [Added 05/31/1998]
- If Airplanes were run by Operating Systems [Added 02/28/1998]
- Famouse Analogies [Added 02/28/1998]
- Corporate Sport Choices [Added 07/06/2002]
- Why Beer is Better than a Woman [Added 02/28/1998]
- Baby Boomer Generation Concerns [Added 07/06/2002]
- The Boat Race [3 Versions] [Updated 07/06/2002]
- Why is a Cucumber better than a Man [Added 02/28/1998]
- Why Chocolate is Better than Sex [Added 02/28/1998]
- Five Reasons Computers MUST be Female [Added 02/28/1998]
- Short Comparisons [Added 05/31/1998]
- Computing Languages with Respect to Cars [Added 02/28/1998]
- Chickens of the Computer World [Added 02/28/1998]
- Coomputer Gender [Added 07/06/2002]
- Programming Languages are like Women by Daniel J. Salomon [Added 02/28/1998]
- World Ideologies as Explained with Reference to Cows [Added 02/28/1998]
- The Cultural Differences Between Aussies, Canadians, Americans and Brits [Added 02/28/1998]
- Comedians versus Compilers [Added 02/28/1998]
- Milestones as the Temperature Drops [Added 05/03/1998]
- The Differences Between Men and Women [Updated 05/03/1998]
- Doc-isms: What Doctors Say, and what they are REALLY thinking [Added 02/28/1998]
- Why Dogs are Better Than Men (includes how Dogs are the same as men) [Added 02/28/1998]
- Why Dogs are Better Than Women (includes how Dogs are the same as women AND how Women are better than dogs [Short list]) [Added 02/28/1998]
- Comparing Children to Dogs and Cats [Added 02/28/1998]
- Dogs Are Like Computers by Ken Majewski [Added 05/31/1998]
- How to Identify the Driver's Home [Added 02/28/1998]
- Drug Dealers versus Software Developers [Added 02/28/1998]
- East versus West Lingo [Added 02/28/1998]
- How different Technical Professions Would Hunt an Elephant [Added 02/28/1998]
- Guide to Reading the Employment Section [Added 02/28/1998]
- The Evolution of a Programmer [Added 02/28/1998]
- Henry Ford Meets Adam [of Eden] [Added 02/28/1998]
- What is God Like? [Added 05/03/1998]
- The Differences Between Intel Chips (Only up to a 486) [Added 02/28/1998]
- Prison versus Work [Added 02/28/1998]
- Love: Before and After Marriage [Added 07/06/2002]
- The History of Medicine [Added 07/06/2002]
- Women versus Men [Added 02/28/1998]
- Math Word Problems [Added 07/06/2002]
- The Similarities Between Nixon and Clinton [Updated 07/06/2002]
- College Guide to taking Notes [Added 02/28/1998]
- If Operating Systems Were Beers [Added 02/28/1998]
- If Operating Systems Ran Your Car [Added 02/28/1998]
- Pastoral Candidates [Added 07/06/2002]
- Politically Correct Phrases for the Work Environment [Added 07/06/2002]
- Pillows versus Girlfriends [Added 02/28/1998]
- Programming Terminologies (What is said and what is meant) [Added 02/28/1998]
- How Shit Happens in Various World Religions [Added 02/28/1998]
- Glossary for Research Papers [Added 02/28/1998]
- Reading and Interpreting a Résumé [Added 07/06/2002]
- How to Satisfy a Woman and Man Everytime [Updated 07/06/2002]
- What Men Say, and what they REALLY Mean [Updated 07/06/2002]
- What Women Say, and what they REALLY Mean [Updated 07/06/2002]
- How to Shower [Added 07/06/2002]
- Santa Claus versus the System Administrator [Added 02/28/1998]
- Sport Watchers Guide to New Stadiums and Facilities [Added 02/28/1998]
- Survival of the Fittest [Added 07/06/2002]
- Understanding Your Thesis Supervisor [Added 02/28/1998]
- If Different Companies Made Toasters instead of their Current Products... [Added 02/28/1998]
- Titanic versus Bill Clinton Scandal [Added 07/06/2002]
- Mike Tyson for President? [Added 07/06/2002]
- Used Car Salesman Quotes (and lines) [Added 02/28/1998]
- Purchasing a Used Cow Spreadsheet [Added 02/28/1998]
- Types of Computer Users [Added 02/28/1998]
- How to Determine Which Programming Language You're Using [Updated 07/06/2002]
- Who's Who of Viruses [Added 02/28/1998]
- Is Windows a Virus: A Comparison [Added 02/28/1998]
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