New Theory of Electrical Current

by Shoret Sirkett

     In light of recent studies, a new theory of electrical current has been advanced. This theory which had been displayed countless times, but never fully explained, indicated that automotive electrical wiring is a conduit for smoke, which is what actually makes electrical devices function.
     Think about this. You are working on your GTO, let's say the alternator. Due to an electrical mishap, smoke escapes from the alternator. The next thing you know, it doesn't work. This is because there is no longer any smoke in the system or the alternator. This theory has been proven countless times in the restoration process and with general repairs. Due to the lack of conclusive visual evidence of the escaped smoke, auto parts stores still do not allow returns on any electrical parts.
     So now you know why melting insulation and wires lead to non-working devices. The next time you are doing electrical work on your GTO and see smoke coming from one of the accessories, you will not need to speculate what went wrong, you'll know why it no longer works.

[Editor's Note: Mr. Sirkett is the author of the how-to, or how not-to, book on automotive electrical work titled "Under-Dash Arc Welding." His work has also appeared in numerous automotive publications, usually used as a bad example.]