Getting 'Lucky' May Prove Very Unlucky

The London Daily Record swears this is true.

      Lucky, a German seeing-eye dog, will be retrained and given to a new blind owner, the newspaper says. Lucky's four previous owners weren't, uh, lucky. "Lucky led his first owner in front of a moving bus, and the second off the end of a pier," said new trainer Ernest Gerber. "He actually pushed his third owner off a railway platform just as the Cologne-to-Frankfurt express was approaching, and he waled his fourth owner into heavy traffic before... running away to safety."
     Mr. Gerber said Lucky is a "good guide dog. He just needs to brush up on some elementary skills." he said the new owner won't be told about Lucky's record because "it would make them nervous."