Best of the Vanities

The winners of Parade's Vanity License Plate Contest

     America's car owners are a clever bunch. More than 7000 entered our competition for funny or unusual license plates. Here are the 10 winners, picked for humor, charm and originality. (A special flick of the high beams to North Carolina, which produced two winners.) Congratulation to all!

1.     IRIGHTI     (New Jersey) Puzzled by this one from Meretta J. Marks of Plainsboro, N.J.? When you get it, the message will hit you just above the nose.

2.     RUD14ME?     (North Carolina) The perennial cruiser's question, from Lauren Ivy Tambrino, a student at Elon College in North Carolina.

3.     HAHAHAHA     (New York) Is this hearty mirth from Patricia M. Cruz of Coram, N.Y., demented raving or spunky attitude? You decide.

4.     XQQSME     (Massachusetts) Courtesy on the road is appreciated. This entry from Dorothy Blackman of Longmeadow, Mass., struck us as... well... qute.

5.     IM12XL     (Oregon) This plate from Morgan W. F. Dickerson of Portland, Ore., can be read two ways. Morgan insists that the proper reading is not "I'm 12 extra-large."

6.     ULIV 1S     (Arkansas) Words of wisdom and a safety reminder are combined on one plate from Carrie Perrien of Rogers, Ark.

7.     AXN28 D+     (North Carolina) An upbeat message from Georgia Claxton of Greenville, N.C., and the title of a hit song from 1944.

8.     VAN GO     (Oklahoma) Paula A. Langston of Oklahoma City brings a daub of culture to the road -- and her vehicle.

9.     H20-U-UP-2 (Virginia) A question that parents are always asking their kids, from Frank Conrad of Springfield, Va.

10.     TI-3VOM     (Missouri) In the rearview mirror, slowpokes may see this blunt message from Laurie Calamici of O'Fallon, Mo.