Dogs and Computers: Same or Different

From the Washington Post Fast Forward Magazine, page 28

October 30, 1996

     And you thought our decision to pair a computer with a canine on our cover was just an attempt to get you to say, "Oh, how cute!" Trust us: We've thought a lot about this, and there's far more to this pooch/PC connection than you might think. In fact, the more we thought, the more similarities we found. Then we thought about it some more and found, well, a lot of differences...

Dogs
Computers
Favorite Food Kibbles Bits
Method used to end undesirable behavior Hit with rolled up newspaper Hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property Dog not Found File not Found
Favorite Trick Roll Over Play Dead
Comic-page hero Dogbert Dilbert
Fun way to mess with their heads Peanut butter on roof of mouth Peanut Butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus Replace valuable carpeting Replace valuable data
Widely ignored government mandate Leash Law Communications Decency Act
Waste disposal tool Pooper-scooper Uninstaller
Sensitive internal procedures Must be undertaken by fully qualified professional May be undertaken by that guy at work who, Fixed one "kind of like it," once.
Method of marking territory Lifting Leg "Designed for Windows 95"
Unique behavior Lick and drag Click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature Dewclaw Scroll Lock Key
Estimated Lifespan 12 years 12 months
At end of useful life Euthanasia Tax Deduction