Cheerleading Tryouts
A Houston newspaper carried a story recently that told of a
young girl that was trying out for a position on a cheerleading
squad at a Harris County High School. The paper also told of
another girl who was really good that the first girl had to beat in
order to get the only position on the squad.
The mother of the first girl really wanted her daughter to
make the squad and decided to go to any length to accomplish this.
So she decided to hire a hit man to "rub out" both the other girl
and her mother!
The law enforcement officers of Harris County got wind of
this, and placed one of their officers in as the hit man. The
officer meets with the mother and after finding out what she has
done, tells her a price for getting the job done. The mother
exclaims that she doesn't have that kind of money. But the officer
says, well, for today only we will have a 1/2-price special, and
the mother agrees (she had to hock a diamond right to pay for the
deal).
Well, the officer identifies himself and arrests her for
Solicitation of Capital Murder. But the kicker to this story was
that during the indictment hearing, it was revealed that there were
actually 2 spots open on the cheerleading squad.
Several months later, David Letterman, announced that the case
had come to trial and a verdict was reached. The foreman of the
jury announced, "Your honor, the jury has reached a verdict:
Gimme a G !!!
Gimme an U !!!
Gimme an I !!!
Gimme a L !!!
Gimme a T !!!
Gimme a Y !!!
What does it spell!