Car-Jacking Foiled

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon her return, found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it, and she will if required, so get out of the car.

The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like hell, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the drivers seat.

Small problem, her key didn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The Sargent to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car-jacking by a "mad" elderly white woman; no charges were filed.