Some of these are actual articles, some are not, and some I just can't tell...
- A Day in America, 1997 [Added 05/19/1998]
- One Day in America by Linda Perstein[Added 05/19/1998]
- The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask and Their Amswers [Added 05/19/1998]
- Seven Behavioural Habits of Highly Successful People by Tom McNichol [Added 05/19/1998]
- Stop the Genocide by Erkki Tapola [Added 05/19/1998]
- Construction Project: Atom Bomb [Added 05/19/1998]
- Wanted for Attempted Murder [Added 07/06/2002]
- Australian Mail Order Scam [Added 05/19/1998]
- Babbage: The Language of the Future by Tony Karp [Added 05/19/1998]
- Beer Contains Female Hormones [Added 07/06/2002]
- She Drives for a Relationship, He's Lost in the Transmission [Added 05/19/1998]
- Darwinism of the Brain Cells [Added 05/19/1998]
- Darwinism of the Brain Cells II [Added 07/06/2002]
- Brain Fight! [Added 05/19/1998]
- Men have more Brain Cells than Women [Added 05/19/1998]
- Buddhist Condemnations [Added 05/19/1998]
- The California Caper by Mike Royko [Added 05/19/1998]
- Car-Jacking Foiled [Added 07/06/2002]
- Carman's Interview Cliches [Added 05/19/1998]
- The Chicken Test [Added 05/19/1998]
- Cheerleading Tryouts [Added 05/19/1998]
- Cigarette Burned Down Tobacco Executive's Home [Added 05/19/1998]
- In the USA, All Roads Lead to... [Added 05/19/1998]
- Need For Little Places Disappeared by by Margaret L. Usdansky [Added 05/19/1998]
- Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols of The '90s by Scott Adams [Added 05/19/1998]
- Woman Eats Contraceptive Jelly [Added 05/19/1998]
- A Severe Strain on the Credulity [Added 05/19/1998]
- Country Dancers Wear Hats, Spurs, Smiles Only [Added 05/19/1998]
- Washington is for Bureaucrats: A Capital Slogan [Added 07/06/2002]
- Wires Cross as Loves Dial 'M' for Mother [Added 05/19/1998]
- Fortune's Diet Truths [Added 05/19/1998]
- 'Dilbert' Author Pulls off Silicon Valley Hoax [Added 05/19/1998]
- Man Saves Child from Attacking Dog [Added 07/06/2002]
- Dogs and Computers: Same or Different [Added 05/19/1998]
- Noted Dough Boy Dies by James F. Parker [Added 05/19/1998]
- Earthquakes [Added 05/19/1998]
- Constipated Pachyderm Unloads [Added 07/06/2002]
- Energizer Bunny Found Dead [Added 05/19/1998]
- Tall Fishing Tales by Homer Circle [Added 05/19/1998]
- Two Local Men Injured in Freak Truck Accident [Added 05/19/1998]
- The Funniest T-Shirts of Summer 1997 by Bob Levey [Added 05/19/1998]
- Observation of Warm Nuclear Fusion in Condensed Soup by Joseph D. Lykken[Added 05/19/1998]
- Ain't Gonna Work on Bill G's Farm No More by Jennifer New [Added 05/19/1998]
- Geekonics is Just a Beginning by John Woestendiek [Added 05/19/1998]
- General Motors Introduces New Instant-Win Airbags [Added 07/06/2002]
- Asteroids are Gold-Mine for Software Exec by Charles Platt [Added 05/19/1998]
- Grunvaarstooklas by Colin McEnroe [Added 05/19/1998]
- Heaven is Hotter than Hell (With Proof) [Added 05/19/1998]
- Hindsight by Guy Kawasaki [Added 05/19/1998]
- College Kids Say the Darnedest Things by Anders Henriksson [Added 05/19/1998]
- The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer [Added 05/19/1998]
- IBM Technology Bringing People Closer Together [Added 05/19/1998]
- How to Install Software - A 12-Step Program by Dave Barry [Added 05/19/1998]
- Jack to the Future [Added 05/19/1998]
- Kitty Kelley Writes Biographies [Added 05/19/1998]
- Lessons of Life: 25 Things You'll Need to Know After High School by Ann Landers [Added 05/19/1998]
- Best of the Vanities (License Plates, that is) [Added 05/19/1998]
- US Air Force to Merge With Lockheed Martin [Added 05/19/1998]
- Getting 'Lucky' May Prove Very Unlucky [Added 05/19/1998]
- Devil's Advocate: make love [Added 05/19/1998]
- Forget Mars & Venus [Added 05/19/1998]
- How to Attend a Meeting by Dave Barry [Added 05/19/1998]
- Facts About Men by Rita Rudner [Added 05/19/1998]
- Merger Foolishness [Added 05/19/1998]
- Metabolic Fascism by Basil Hosmer [Added 05/19/1998]
- Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church by Hank Vorjes [Added 05/19/1998]
- Microsoft Purchases the United States Government [Added 05/19/1998]
- Microsoft Files Patent for 1's and 0's [Added 05/19/1998]
- Mir: Space Station from Hell [Added 05/19/1998]
- In My Day... [Added 05/19/1998]
- Learning to Not Teach by Jerry B. Harvey [Added 05/19/1998]
- A Collection of News Clips [Added 05/19/1998]
- Park Incidents by Debra Shore [Added 05/19/1998]
- This Dead Parrot is Difunto by Dennis Hooper [Added 05/19/1998]
- Penguin Tricks [Added 05/19/1998]
- Perspectives by Herb Caen [Added 05/19/1998]
- Pet Rat Retrieval [Added 05/19/1998]
- Plane Crash/Air Disaster in West Virginia [Added 07/06/2002]
- "Irony is the Best Medicine" (Political Irony) [Added 05/19/1998]
- Cleaner Polishes Off Patients [Added 05/19/1998]
- Record Setting Presidents [Added 05/19/1998]
- Programming: It's A Lousy Job, But I Love It! by Tim Chase [Added 05/19/1998]
- Man Arrested for Pumpkin Raid [Added 07/06/2002]
- Pumpkin Launching [Added 05/19/1998]
- Winning Essay [Added 07/06/2002]
- The Relationship by Jerry Seinfeld [Added 05/19/1998]
- The Roach that Wouldn't Die [Added 05/19/1998]
- Roadkill [Added 05/19/1998]
- Professor Sacks by Michael Kleber [Added 05/19/1998]
- Is There a Santa Claus? [Updated 07/06/2002]
- Men Who Use Computers Are the New Sex Symbols of the '90s by Scott Adams [Added 05/19/1998]
- New Theory of Electrical Current by Shoret Sirkett (?) [Added 05/19/1998]
- When the Shoe's on the Other Foot by Art Buchwald [Added 05/19/1998]
- Just Put on a Happy Face by Joel Garreau [Added 05/19/1998]
- Insignificant Figures? [Added 05/19/1998]
- Information Superhighway [Added 05/19/1998]
- Suicide or Homicide? [Added 05/19/1998]
- Software Testing [Added 05/19/1998]
- PETS Speak Out Against Software Testing [Added 07/06/2002]
- Prosecutor Focus of "Star Trek" Suit by Gail Appleson [Added 05/19/1998]
- UNIX and C were a Joke!? [Added 05/19/1998]
- Men Don't Care Who Knows the Size of Their Girth by Dave Barry [Added 05/19/1998]
- The Woozy Theory [Added 05/19/1998]
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