Pittsburgh Driver's Test Excerpts

7.    The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light. This means
      a.    One of the tail lights is broken; you should blow your horn to call the problem to the driver's attention.
      b.     The driver is signaling a right turn.
      c.     The driver is signaling a left turn.
      d.     The driver is from out of town.

8.     Pedestrians are
      a.     Irrelevant.
      b.     Communists.
      c.     A nuisance.
      d.     Difficult to clean off the front grille.

Pittsburgh Driving Test Answer's

7.     d.    Tail lights are used in some foreign countries to signal turns.

8.     a.    Pedestrians are not in cars, so they are totally irrelevant to driving; you should ignore them completely.