Mafia Application

Whatza U Name ___________________________________  U Hage _________

Whatza U Howza Numero ___________  U Streeta ______________________

Whatza U Bag? Hittaman ______  Lona Ranger ______  Prostitut ______

Izza a U girlza or Boyza?  (Or izza U Girlza, Oh Boyza!)  _________
Justa checka one, wizza guy!

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now ___________________________________

Wazza U Inna Da Bigga Howza _______________________________________

For Whatza Wazza U Inna Da Bigga Howza 4:
I Shotte on Guize ______________  I Keednap Sombodys ______________
Proteckshir Raggets_____________  Udder Thingza ___________________

U Wanna Be Da Bigga Shotz Sumdaza?  Yessa _____ No _____ Eh? ______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________  Pizza? _________  Salami? _________

U No ow 2 Makka Da Cement Shooze? _________________________________

U Driva Da Car? _____  Cadillac ______  Buick ______  Linken ______

U Likka Spaghetti _____  Calmari _____  Girlza _____  Boyza _______
(Picka juz one -- No fool around, cus I slappa U face!)

U Sees Da Godfather? (Or Justa Da Movie?) _________________________

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Widda U entry, U gonna getta somathing U reely likka...

     2 Pair Dake Glasses
     1 Pair Pointe Shooz
     1 Blacka Shirta Widda Wite Tie
     1 lb. Mozzarella Cheeza
     1 Spumoni (Tutti-Fritti)
     1 8X10 Picthur - Frank Sinatra
     1 Kiss (Later, Onna U cheeka)
     1 Pair Cement Shooz (Coma later when U fool arounda!)

Gooda Stoff (Iffa U nota sure, I tella U whatta U getta, Wizzaguy
-- Just joina da Club, While U Stilla Can Write)!