Application to Become a Green Bay Packer Fan


Name: _________________________ CB Handle: ________________________

Neck Shade: ______ Light Red _____ Medium Red _____ Dark Red

Number of teeth in exposed full grin: (neither can exceed 3)
    _____ Upper _____ Lower

Mobile Home Color:
    _____ Two tone, brown & white
    _____ Two tone, pink & white
    _____ Faded green

Model of Pickup Truck: _______________ Size of Tires: ____________

Length of right leg: ___________ Length of left leg: ___________

Note: To be accepted, you must be honest and you must be able to check at least 20 items from the questions below. Good Packer fans can sometimes check many answers for some of the questions that follow:

1.    My favorite music:
    ____    Country
    ____    Western
    ____    Anything played on an accordion

2.    My favorite meal:
    ____    Head cheese & Old Milwaukee
    ____    Venison sausage & Old Milwaukee
    ____    Cheese curds & Old Milwaukee
    ____    Pickled pigs feet
    ____    $5.99 fish fry
    ____    7 courses: brat & six pack of Old Milwaukee

3.    Preferred weapon:
    ____    12 gauge
    ____    Tire iron
    ____    Forehead
    ____    Chain saw
    ____    Ice auger

4.    Primary Auto:
    ____    '67 Ford Galaxy
    ____    '67 Ford Galaxy with a transmission
    ____    '67 Ford Galaxy with a '73 Chevy Impala transmission
    ____    '67 Ford Galaxy with a '73 Chevy Impala transmission & '71 Buick engine
    ____    Horse
    ____    Cow

5.    I usually greet people by saying:
    ____    Ya Hey Dere!
    ____    Dem Packers is playing like a bunch of old women
    ____    Dey should just take da whole bunch a dem der Madison liberals and just line 'em up and shoot 'em!

6.    I can count to:
    ____    10
    ____    20, if I take off my boots
    ____    21 if I get 'nekked'

7.    I bought part of the "frozen tundra":
    ____    Yes
    ____    No, but I wish I had

8.    Favorite reading:
    ____    Fishing facts
    ____    Beer bottle labels
    ____    Guns & Ammo
    ____    Soldier of Fortune
    ____    Polka Digest

9.    Things in front yard:
    ____    Various Kitchen appliances
    ____    Cars on blocks
    ____    Transmissions
    ____    Transmissions for a '67 Ford Galaxy
    ____    Deer hanging from tree limb (In season)
    ____    Deer hanging from tree limb (Out of season)

10.    My favorite colors are:
    ____    Green
    ____    Gold
    ____    I'm color blind, except when I have my "Beer Goggles" on.

11.    I mostly wear:
    ____    Polyester pants with snags
    ____    Polyester pants with holes
    ____    Green Bay belt buckle
    ____    Monogrammed bowling shirt

12.    The most memorable event I ever attended:
    ____    Minocqua Moose Call competition
    ____    Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals
    ____    Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
    ____    Carp Queen Beauty Contest

13.    My favorite entertainment:
    ____    Deer hunt'n while drink'n
    ____    Watch'n Green Acres while drink'n
    ____    Snowmobiling while drink'n
    ____    Drink'n

14.    Pick one:
    ____    Someone is helping me read this
    ____    Someone is reading this for me.