Will Work for Food

Franchises still available!

Yes! Make Big $$$$$ (Tax Free)

With Your Very Own

"Will Work for Food" Franchise

We Supply: The Cardboard Sign,

The Prime Location,

The Thrift Clothing

and a Special Tape: "Hope to Look Homeless"

Say Good-Bye to that Dead-End Job

Call Today - Operators are Standing By

Just Dial 1-800-RIP-U-OFF

Now until the end of the month as a bonus, we will include a wooden crutch, just in case some asshole asks you to do some work!!!