New Announcement from IBM
Think back a minute; back to the go old days of the 60's, back
when we rose up and stormed computer centers. Yes, those were the
days when computers were worth storming, not like today's bland
featureless hardware. Well, Big Blue, is bringing them back, all
those great oldies we loved so well. The 7094's, the 1800's, and,
of course, the classic 360 series. Complete with all their
original blinking lights that no one understood, but who cared we
were young and had better things to do than program computers, not
like the nerdy PC kids of today with their color graphics and mice.
Oh, remember those 360's, big power sucking mainframes with
Real core. I'll bet you can recall the first time you ever punched
a card. Thinking about it still sends chills right through my
body. And the languages. Not some strongly typed structured
drivel like PASCAL or MODULA, but a down and dirty language like
FORTRAN before the namby-pambys put all that LEVEL 77 crap in it.
Yes, those were the days when men had BAL's and weren't afraid to
use them.
So order now, and receive, in addition to your completely
rebuilt 360, a 3705 Communication Controller and 5 026 keypunches
(drums extra). And if you order within the next 5 days you can get
up to 3 2314 disk drives at the unbelievable price of $39.95 each
(plus $999 postage and handling). So don't wait, these very same
items will be featured soon on the Home Shopping Channel at
substantially higher prices.